Senator Craig (30n30: #1)

Now that Senator Craig has resigned for trying to suck some dick under a airport bathroom stall, I would like to add my name to the list of possible replacements. As interim-Senator, I vow to get my gay sex like a real American: from the internet, at a house you've never been to but have given Erik the address to in case it gets Not Without My Daughter, after a lite-beer, with your eyes closed, pretending you're playing dog-pile with the crew of the West Hollywood Fire Station.